Have you ever witnessed someone else give a tremendously loud or long bodily function in public?

Have you ever witnessed someone else give a tremendously loud or long bodily function in public?
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I am happy to say no. lol Aside from my own gassy moments I have never witnessed anyone in public let one rip. haha However, that said, something about really old people, they tend to fart as the go, my grandmother used to take a few steps and it was like a few little rocket jets went off. Maybe inadvertent flatulence helps propel older folks.
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