Atheist Flutheronians, how would you handle it if your child believed man’s origin on Earth came by way of extraterrestrials?

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Have they thought their reasoning through and come up with a logical reason as to why they believe this to be the case? If so then that is fine by me even if I do think they’re wrong.

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