What sort of weird things do you do while you're alone that you don't share with people in real life?

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i give my self a pigs blood enema then stand by my fridge, i open the door and anthropomorphize the freshly drained pig carcase in to my mother and blame it for all the bad things that have happened to me in my life. then i crawl up in to a ball and cry while sucking my thumb and rocking back and forwards. anyone else here do this? just me? joke, actually i practice singing so i can sing to my girlfriend, singing is very out of character for me

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