Description : What is the funniest things you ever misheard?
Last Answer : LOL! I’ve heard funny things, but nothing is coming to mind right away. I tend to misread things more often, though. I’ll be like, “Whaaaa?” and I have SLOW DOWN and reread. I’ll be back.
Description : Sometimes, kid's get murdered for their pants. (misheard lyrics question)
Last Answer : answer:These are known as Mondegreens, and you can find more of them here My favorite might be from the Young Rascals Groovin’ They say “You and me endlessly”, but I always hear “You and me and Leslie.”
Description : Examples of misheard or misunderstood song lyrics?
Last Answer : meet me in the club i am going down (it's actually meet me in the club you're going down ) Shake it like a sausage!! (it's actually shake it like a salt shaker ) Rompe rompe ... lyrics) all three times ....I was mortally embarrassed because i happened to say it in front of many other people.
Description : What are some of the most misheard song lyrics of all time?
Last Answer : 'We Built This City' Starship, 1985 What you thought you heard: "We built this city on sausage rolls." What you actually heard: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll.†probably one of the many but personally my favorite so far.
Description : What's something hilarious you misheard?
Last Answer : When I was a kid, I always thought in those Ricola commercials, they were saying “Free cola”
Description : What's your personal misheard lyric of a song you find better than the original?
Last Answer : Instead of packaging subversion I like pikachus a virgin
Description : What is the funniest movie actor you've ever seen in a movie?
Last Answer : Robin Williams gtfo
Description : What’s the funniest video game you’ve ever played that made you laugh out loud?
Last Answer : South Park: The Stick of Truth
Description : What is the funniest true story you’ve heard?
Last Answer : Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 and Hitler, Stalin, Nixon, Khomeini, Putin, and Trump being Times person of the year.
Description : What is the funniest/weirdest question you've seen on Fluther?
Last Answer : Just go ask the mods. They’ll probably send you all 14 of mine. (Just kidding, Mods. Hey, how ‘bout them Spurs?)
Description : What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?
Last Answer : Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
Description : What are some of the funniest things you've said or heard when talking on the phone?
Last Answer : I've got friends who pick up the phone already talking to someone. One mommy does that so regularly, sometimes I'm waiting five minutes before she greets me. I get to hear things like, Well just go to ... . Suddenly her voice bursts directly into my ear, Oh, it's you! How do you spell catalyst?
Description : What is the funniest moment you've experienced?
Last Answer : When my very proper English mother-in-law stood up, farted audibly and then announced, “I’m going in to the kitchen to cut the cheese.” My Ex and I were rolling on the floor.
Description : What's the funniest [sic] notation you've ever seen?
Last Answer : The Canadian society for Alzheimers disease has the “Forget me not” flower as their official logo. lol
Description : What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full!
Description : What's the funniest experience you've had trying to speak a foreign language?
Last Answer : answer:I named my cat what I thought was the word for kitten in Hungarian. I know a Hungarian guy and I was telling him about it and he said that the way I pronounced it, I was saying “boobies” instead of Kitty. He thought that it was pretty funny!
Description : What is the most terrible yet funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, because I’m genuinely unsure of what you’re asking. By “worst” do you mean “most offensive,” or literally a bad joke? I can’t tell, because the example in the question doesn’t strike me as funny, but it could be offensive… so in what way do you mean “worst?”
Description : What's the funniest video you've ever seen (don't put inappropiate ones)
Last Answer : answer:Perhaps because I did this to my roommates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw9VI546a-E
Description : What's the funniest/best put-down you've personally heard?
Last Answer : answer:The best insults are Shakespearean, and my favorite is from Othello: Thou dolt, you’re as ignorant as dirt.
Description : What is one of the funniest text messages you've ever received?
Last Answer : This isn’t a text message, but my brother sent me a pic called “straggler.” I opened it up and there was a tiny piece of poop in a toilet.
Description : What's the funniest thing you've ever mis-read?
Last Answer : answer:Btw, this question is approved by ninjacolin. Checked to be sure I spelled it right!
Description : What is the funniest random incident you've ever seen or had happen to you that can make you laugh by just recalling it?
Last Answer : I was on my first date and I was walking around with the boy at the mall. All of a sudden, somebody stepped on a random mustard packet in the middle of the walkway and it squirted all over us both. We were laughing so hard because we were covered in mustard.
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on Youtube?
Last Answer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6nCkAzN7w
Description : What's the funniest slip-up you've heard someone else say?
Last Answer : When I was studying in Argentina I had to have an evaluation by the school couselor at the start of the semester. She asked me what activities I enjoyed and one of them was fiestar a verb for ... Argentina this means to have an orgy. The woman did not stop laughing through the rest of our meeting.
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
Last Answer : answer:Here are two candidates: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard: http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/ New Poll Finds 86 Percent ... http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-t,1916/
Description : What are some of the funniest misspellings or misprints you've ever seen in a print ad, article or on a sign?
Last Answer : answer:I’m a big fan of engrish.com. The name is a bit NSFW, but it’s a hilarious concept – poorly translated/misspelled instructions. Then there’s all of the various misspellings, etc., that one finds on www.passiveagressivenotes.com.
Description : What's the funniest example you've seen where someone was drunk?
Last Answer : My friend being wheelbarrrowed from the back garden to the front. Then another desperatly trying to hold on to the floor to stop her self falling off!! I wish mobile were around then I’d have made a fortune on you tube!
Description : What would be the most ineffective breed to have as a guard dog & what's the funniest you've seen?
Last Answer : answer:Anything with a good bark is a good deterrent. Most intruders are not going to stick around to see whether it’s a Dachshund or a Pit Bull that’s behind the door. Thus, anything that sounds more like its own squeaky toy would fail. Chihuahua, shih tsu, anything with -poo in its name, etc.
Description : What's the funniest incident of technology failing you or someone else that you've heard of?
Last Answer : it can be from any time frame, not necessarily recent. Once I find an incident, I get to relate it in a way that could have been prevented, how it affected the company, and what to do now to prevent it from happening again.
Description : What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?
Last Answer : D. O. Gee
Description : What is the funniest photo you've found on the internet?
Last Answer : this photo always puts me in a good mood: http://kn3053.k12.sd.us/cat-cuteduckhat.jpg
Description : What is the funniest REAL person's name you've ever heard of?
Last Answer : Mrs. Featherbottom from Arrested Development
Description : Whats the funniest knock-knock joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : One of my favorites is the old— Knock, knock. Who’s there? That’s right.
Description : Whats the funniest school prank you've had at your school?
Last Answer : well the only prank I’ve seen at my school was at the last assembly in the basketball court and then like all the seniors had rubber balls and threw them on to the front where the speakers were
Description : What's the funniest/most bizarre question you've heard from a kid?
Last Answer : answer:I was 14 when some kid Asked, “excuse me sir, what time is it?” my “if you Stop calling me sir, i’ll tell you the time” … :)
Description : The funniest joke youve ever heard?
Last Answer : answer:What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? hot cross bunnies
Description : What are some of the funniest things you've seen on the internet?
Last Answer : chuck norris fighting a bear.
Description : What's the funniest thing you've seen on a product label?
Last Answer : keep away from chidren;on a bottle of baby lotion
Description : What is the funniest craigslist ad you've come across?
Last Answer : answer:Under the free catagory “Free kitchen stuff, guys books, pigs” When you opened the message it said “You catch ‘em”
Description : What's the funniest photo you've taken lately?
Last Answer : answer:Awesome. I saw this at Kohl’s and couldn’t believe it.
Description : What is the funniest or best Graffiti you've ever seen?
Last Answer : This always made me smile image
Description : What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
Last Answer : Two dudes were sitting on shed steps in New Orleans and one asked, “Which is furthest away, New York or the moon?” The other rolled his eyes. “Hello, can you see New York from here?”
Description : What's the funniest thing you've overheard?
Last Answer : "that's a lot of beer for a baby"
Description : What’s the funniest thing you’ve done while on drugs?
Last Answer : Answer this thread.
Description : Whats the funniest last name you've ever heard of (real answers only please)?
Last Answer : "Thumb"like how does that become a name?
Description : What is the funniest thing you’ve seen your sibling do that still makes you laugh till this day?
Last Answer : My sister sent me a text asking how to turn off the lawnmower. I responded " Did you try to take your hands off it yet?" I received no reply. She was 30 at the time
Description : What’s the funniest word you’ve encountered?
Last Answer : Hehe...Penis
Description : What is the funniest "This is how your mom met your dad" moment?
Last Answer : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t749ie/if_you_are_attracted_to_your_stepcousin_and_they/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Description : What was the funniest instant karma you saw someone get for being racist?
Last Answer : dude right here in SC just a few weeks ago; old white dude is sexually harassing a young girl at her 21st bday party, and a black dude (a boxer) politely but firmly tells him to stop. white guy starts slinging slurs. black dude, justifiably, smacks him right back to his ancestors.
Description : What is the funniest memory of your childhood?
Last Answer : need answer