What is the best/worst excuse you've ever heard?

Last Answer : answer:Several months ago a waitress wasn't willing to adjust a dish, a steak entree, I wanted to make it with little or no garlic. I assumed it couldn't be changed when she said no, which I found odd ... he didn't notice the pile of garlic leftover. I wish he had, his tip might not have gone down.

What is the funniest excuse you ever heard for being overweight?

Description : What is the funniest excuse you ever heard for being overweight?

Last Answer : answer:I had a friend who insisted it was just baby fat nevermind we were in highschool I saw her several years later and she was stick thin said I told you it was just baby fat. I started ... it was just water weight. I took water pills. They thought this was the funniest thing they ever heard.

What’s the best or worst advice you’ve ever heard?

Description : What’s the best or worst advice you’ve ever heard?

Last Answer : “Just don’t be sad”

What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you’ve ever heard, and have they ever worked?

Description : What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you’ve ever heard, and have they ever worked?

Last Answer : I had a friend named William, he would introduce himself to girls as, "Will, God's Will" and no it never worked.

Is this possibly the WORST name for a dessert drink you've ever heard?

Description : Is this possibly the WORST name for a dessert drink you've ever heard?

Last Answer : It’s the term for a milkshake made from frozen custard. Some dude called Ted came up with it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Drewes It’s called that because the milkshake is so thick the spoon sticks up in it without falling down.

What's the worst curse you've ever heard?

Description : What's the worst curse you've ever heard?

Last Answer : answer:“may you live in interesting times” August 22nd 2008 2000 ZULU

What's the worst accent you've ever heard?

Description : What's the worst accent you've ever heard?

Last Answer : Cork.

What is the worst advice you've ever heard?

Description : What is the worst advice you've ever heard?

Last Answer : “just try and get over it and cheer up” when i was feeling down and opened up to somebody. it’s shocking how some people lack empathy and think telling that to somebody will magically fix everything.

What's the lamest or most elaborate or most ridiculous excuse that you've ever concocted for have done something or for having failed to do something?

Description : What's the lamest or most elaborate or most ridiculous excuse that you've ever concocted for have done something or for having failed to do something?

Last Answer : I’ve told a dean… that I was traveling thru time… to get out of budget meetings…I believe it is real and it worked…I got to keep my $100 funding for my club… but I had to meet with him once a week a least to stay out of trouble

What's the best excuse you've ever used for being late to work?

Description : What's the best excuse you've ever used for being late to work?

Last Answer : Im never late but the best excuse I used to call in sick was when I called and told them I had hiccups. I had them for about three days and my chest felt like an elephant was standing on it. Every ... he knew about a man who'd had hiccups for over forty years. Hearing that scaredthe crap out of me.

What is the worst song you've heard lately?

Description : What is the worst song you've heard lately?

Last Answer : After reviewing your example, I don’t think anyone can top it for pure sucks level.

What would be the worst or even best pick up line you've heard or maybe used & did any actually pay off?

Description : What would be the worst or even best pick up line you've heard or maybe used & did any actually pay off?

Last Answer : answer:Him (after asking me if I had some scotchtape and I said no): “What good are you?” Me: “I’ll show you sometime.” Started one of the best relationships of my life.

What is the worst story you’ve heard involving those infamous sugar-free gummy bears?

Description : What is the worst story you’ve heard involving those infamous sugar-free gummy bears?

Last Answer : Omg. I took it as a joke because the reviews were funny many years ago. The bowels of hell, no pun intended, were real. I was not religious before...but became religious very soon. It ... sugar-free Haribo gummy bear ushering souls to be tortured thru the Styx River. 10000/10 would not recommend

What’s the worst thing you’ve heard someone say in a bar?

Description : What’s the worst thing you’ve heard someone say in a bar?

Last Answer : "The cops are here"

What's the best excuse you've come up with after missing the bus to school as a child?

Description : What's the best excuse you've come up with after missing the bus to school as a child?

Last Answer : “I was kidnapped.” Age seven.

What's the best excuse you've given your parents? What's the best excuse your kids have given you?

Description : What's the best excuse you've given your parents? What's the best excuse your kids have given you?

Last Answer : Whenever I would stay out late, I would tell my parents that I fell asleep at a friend’s house. For some reason, they bought it…

What’s the strangest excuse you’ve received for why someone couldn’t show up for a job interview?

Description : What’s the strangest excuse you’ve received for why someone couldn’t show up for a job interview?

Last Answer : My friend couldn't show up for a job interview because she got viciously attacked by a squirrel, yeah.

What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Description : What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Last Answer : Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? – they say he made a mint.

What is the worst apology you have ever heard or given?

Description : What is the worst apology you have ever heard or given?

Last Answer : Any apology that is immediately followed with a “but” is no apology at all, stick it up your fucking arsecrack! Oops, I apologise for my bad language, but…......

What's The Worst Pickup Line You Have Ever Heard?

Description : What's The Worst Pickup Line You Have Ever Heard?

Last Answer : Unvaccinated sperm is the next bitcoin, and I’m a gold mine.

What's The Worst Pickup Line You Have Ever Heard?

Description : What's The Worst Pickup Line You Have Ever Heard?

Last Answer : Unvaccinated sperm is the next bitcoin, and I’m a gold mine.

Have you ever excuse or supported someone who victimized another because you did not like the person that was the victim or liked the person who did the victimizing more?

Description : Have you ever excuse or supported someone who victimized another because you did not like the person that was the victim or liked the person who did the victimizing more?

Last Answer : Excused, not supported. Quietly and in my own head…lol

Is there ever an excuse for rear-ending another vehicle?

Description : Is there ever an excuse for rear-ending another vehicle?

Last Answer : The only valid excuse for rear-ending someone is if you were rear-ended and it caused you to ram into the person in front of you. Unless you were following too close, and then it’s still not a good excuse.

Have you ever known a woman who used pregnancy as an excuse to be downright lazy?

Description : Have you ever known a woman who used pregnancy as an excuse to be downright lazy?

Last Answer : Nah, I’m definitely gonna be lazy when I get pregnant. I think not being able to drink, smoke, do any drugs or even drink caffeine + holding something heavy in your belly / oh ya, raising a kid, gives us the license to be lazy for 9 months out of our entire lives.

Do you ever feel like some, if they have the luxury of it, use barbaric history as an excuse not to do what they can to minimize present-day injustice?

Description : Do you ever feel like some, if they have the luxury of it, use barbaric history as an excuse not to do what they can to minimize present-day injustice?

Last Answer : Ahh but oppression still exists today. And even though they may not face the exact injustice they still face the effects of it. And by denying that you are contributing to said oppression. ... more discussion. However I believe the answer above will cover most examples of this type of behavior.

Have you ever used the coronavirus as an excuse?

Description : If you were invited somewhere and you didn't want to go, did you catch the virus?

Last Answer : No. I don't usually make excuses.

What's the worst advice you've ever received?

Description : What's the worst advice you've ever received?

Last Answer : “People have it worse than you” doesn’t mean what I’m feeling isn’t valid bub

What’s the worst/most annoying example of product placement you’ve ever seen in a movie?

Description : What’s the worst/most annoying example of product placement you’ve ever seen in a movie?

Last Answer : Audi cars in Marvel movies

Employers, what’s the worst employee you’ve ever had?

Description : Employers, what’s the worst employee you’ve ever had?

Last Answer : answer:Not directly an employer but worked in recruitment. We were dealing with agencies to get new medical staff into our hospital. We had this radiology consultant who was referred to us with ... some super creepy shit and ended up getting an inflated salary and reduced responsibilities out of it.

What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Description : What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Last Answer : answer:I got told not to volunteer for anything when I went to bootcamp. Turns out the people that volunteer get paid a bonus and get their rank increased before they graduate.

What is the worst date(s) you've ever been on?

Description : What is the worst date(s) you've ever been on?

Last Answer : My friend and I delivered 250 resumes each from north side of Edmonton to south side. All day by walking. We had no interviews.

Who’s the worst teacher you’ve ever had? And why?

Description : Who’s the worst teacher you’ve ever had? And why?

Last Answer : 6th grade teacher kept alcohol in his drawer and made even the toughest kids cry. My mother staged a sit-in at the principal's office until I was switched to another class. My senior year English class teacher ... You guys are stupid. I'm going to invite the honors kids in so they can laugh at you.

What was the worst job you've ever had?

Description : What was the worst job you've ever had?

Last Answer : answer:It was as an assistant hotel manager. The general manager micromanaged, attempted to pull the wool over the eyes of the owners, and was sleeping with a co-worker. Fortunately, I got out ... person shared that employees often quit their boss before they quit their job. How true in this case.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen in theaters?

Description : What's the worst movie you've ever seen in theaters?

Last Answer : Star wars the Empire Strikes Back… I was just a kid and my father said that Darth Vader eats a live pig… traumatized me for years.

Who was the worst teacher you've ever had?

Description : Who was the worst teacher you've ever had?

Last Answer : Mr.Finnerty come on down!!! History teacher, stank of sweat, wore his peejays under his poor excuse for a suit. Also wore three watches on each wrist, he had a shoe in the drawer of his desk which ... unruly pupils with by way of a bum spanking. We all just laughed at him mostly, daft old bugger.

What's the worst you've ever stuck your foot in your mouth?

Description : What's the worst you've ever stuck your foot in your mouth?

Last Answer : answer:About 10 years ago when I worked in a high end gift shop in my tourist community. I was just about to close shop at 5 o'clock and was busily getting the store ready for closing when a ... FUCKS today? 0-O Talk about a Freudian slip! The husband burst out laughing,the wife was not amused!

What's the worst toilet situation you've ever faced while traveling?

Description : What's the worst toilet situation you've ever faced while traveling?

Last Answer : answer:Not traveling, but at a softball field with my 3 year old daughter vs. a PortaPotty. I wanted her to wait until I could get her to the convenience store, but she couldn't, then wanted her to ... . Watching a Friday night softball game wasn't that big of a deal with pee all over my pants!!

What is some of the worst food you've ever made?

Description : What is some of the worst food you've ever made?

Last Answer : bread that came out of the oven rock hard.

What is the worst combination of food you’ve ever had?

Description : What is the worst combination of food you’ve ever had?

Last Answer : Pizza and an orange. Also, pizza and carrot sticks.

What's the worst job you've ever had?

Description : What's the worst job you've ever had?

Last Answer : Gravedigger in an old cemetery where we couldn’t bring in the backhoe. It was all pick, shovel and wheelbarrow work.

What is the worst thing you've ever done?

Description : What is the worst thing you've ever done?

Last Answer : answer:Federal Crime -Ripped off my mattress tag when no one was looking. Please don’t tell anyone. they have spies everywhere. Is that a helicopte…

What is the worst fashion blunder you've ever seen someone make?

Description : What is the worst fashion blunder you've ever seen someone make?

Last Answer : Just about every 5 minutes in New York City! I think the worst was the woman who was at least 7 months pregnant wearing a crop top. Mind you she was not an unsophisticated woman. We saw her in Soho. My husband ... and I had to rib him. He was like She's asking for it isn't she? Dressing like that?

What is the worst scam you've ever fallen victim to (or come close)?

Description : What is the worst scam you've ever fallen victim to (or come close)?

Last Answer : There was that faith healer that said he could heal my std with prayer. Morning Neff. :)

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