What’s the strangest excuse you’ve received for why someone couldn’t show up for a job interview?

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What’s the strangest excuse you’ve received for why someone couldn’t show up for a job interview?

asked Feb 10, 2022 by anonymous

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My friend couldn't show up for a job interview because she got viciously attacked by a squirrel, yeah.

answered Feb 10, 2022 by anonymous

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