Guys: How would you explain Sounding to the sweet old lady who lives next door?

Guys: How would you explain Sounding to the sweet old lady who lives next door?
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Shes old, prop dont give a fuck and has experienced more than Riley Reed on prom night. "Inserting something down your urethra for more sexual stimulation."
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