Reddit, what is your funniest funeral story?

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This very heavy girl asked a gentleman at my great grandma‘s funeral if she could have the wooden chair he was sitting in. He, being a gentleman, said yes and gave her the chair. When she sat in it it buckled under her weight and he said “well, I guess not.” I was six years old and 22 years later that shit still kills me.

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