Medical Professionals of : What Is Your Funniest Morphine/Anaesthesia Story?

Last Answer : This very heavy girl asked a gentleman at my great grandma s funeral if she could have the wooden chair he was sitting in. He, being a gentleman, said yes and gave her the chair. When she sat in it it ... said well, I guess not. I was six years old and 22 years later that shit still kills me.

What's your funniest Karen story?

Description : What's your funniest Karen story?

Last Answer : Please stop using this term. It’s so derogatory.

What is the funniest story you have?

Description : What is the funniest story you have?

Last Answer : One day, I was putting the front license plate on my sister's car inside my father's warehouse. My father came into the warehouse with the crew to explain what was going to be needed on the truck for the job ... he told me to run home and get him a pair of sweat pants. I was laughing the whole way.

The term ‘Anaesthesia’ in the poem means – ‘The planner gives beautiful pictures of the new modern city’.

Description : The term ‘Anaesthesia’ in the poem means – ‘The planner gives beautiful pictures of the new modern city’.

Last Answer : The term Anaesthesia' in the poem means - The planner gives beautiful pictures of the new ... what is Amnesia and Hypnosis in the given context.

The safest general anaesthesia used at present is

Description : The safest general anaesthesia used at present is

Last Answer : The safest general anaesthesia used at present is A. chloroform B. diethyl ether C. acetylene D. halothane

Assertion: (A) Diethyl ether is used as general anaesthesia Reason (R): Diethyl either produces unconsciousness without effecting lungs

Description : Assertion: (A) Diethyl ether is used as general anaesthesia Reason (R): Diethyl either produces unconsciousness without effecting lungs

Last Answer : Assertion: (A) Diethyl ether is used as general anaesthesia Reason (R): Diethyl either produces unconsciousness ... false D. A is false but R is true

how much is the cost for a mini facelift in winston salem or greensboro, NC Is it preferable for general or local anaesthesia for a mini facelift How long is the healing time usually?

Description : how much is the cost for a mini facelift in winston salem or greensboro, NC Is it preferable for general or local anaesthesia for a mini facelift How long is the healing time usually?

Last Answer : I think the best place to find all that info is http://quickliftmd.com where can i find a mini laptop for sale? thank u friend

Vasoconstrictors should not be used in (a) Neurogenic shock (b) Haemorrhagic shock (c) Secondary shock (d) Hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia

Description : Vasoconstrictors should not be used in (a) Neurogenic shock (b) Haemorrhagic shock (c) Secondary shock (d) Hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia

Last Answer : Ans: C

Piped Natural Gas (PNG) is used for – (1) Mining (2) Welding (3) Anaesthesia (4) Cooking

Description : Piped Natural Gas (PNG) is used for – (1) Mining (2) Welding (3) Anaesthesia (4) Cooking

Last Answer : (4) Cooking Explanation: PNG is mainly methane - CH4 with a small percentage of other higher hydrocarbons. The ratio of carbon to hydrogen is least in methane and hence it burns almost ... as Residential customers, use has for cooking purpose and also for heating water through gas geysers.

Pain from local anaesthesia injection can be reduced by: a. warming the local anaesthetic b. quick injection c. using a needle with a small bore d. adding sodium bicarbonate in the local anaesthetic

Description : Pain from local anaesthesia injection can be reduced by: a. warming the local anaesthetic b. quick injection c. using a needle with a small bore d. adding sodium bicarbonate in the local anaesthetic

Last Answer : adding sodium bicarbonate in the local anaesthetic

Anaesthesia 1 mm above last lower molars will anesthetise: A. Lingual Nerve B. Long buccal nerve

Description : Anaesthesia 1 mm above last lower molars will anesthetise: A. Lingual Nerve B. Long buccal nerve

Last Answer : B. Long buccal nerve

Drugs contraindicated with Monoaminoxidase Inhibitors (MAOI):VERY IMP AND CONTROVERSIAL QUESTION A. Barbiturates B. Pethidine C. Local Anaesthesia with felypressin D. Narcotic analgetics E. Salicylic acid

Description : Drugs contraindicated with Monoaminoxidase Inhibitors (MAOI):VERY IMP AND CONTROVERSIAL QUESTION A. Barbiturates B. Pethidine C. Local Anaesthesia with felypressin D. Narcotic analgetics E. Salicylic acid

Last Answer : B. Pethidine

A 65 years-old woman arrived for dental therapy. The answered questionnaire shows that she is suffering from severe cirrhosis. The problem that can be anticipated in the routine dental therapy is: A. Extreme susceptibility to pain B. Tendency towards prolonged haemorrhage C. Recurring oral infection D. Increased tendency to syncope E. Difficulty in achieving adequate local anaesthesia

Description : A 65 years-old woman arrived for dental therapy. The answered questionnaire shows that she is suffering from severe cirrhosis. The problem that can be anticipated in the routine dental ... oral infection D. Increased tendency to syncope E. Difficulty in achieving adequate local anaesthesia

Last Answer : B. Tendency towards prolonged haemorrhage

A patient returning from dinner party meets with road accident and has to be urgently operated upon under general anaesthesia. Which drug can be injected intramuscularly to hasten his gastric emptying: A. Methylpolysiloxane B. Promethazine C. Metoclopramide D. Apomorphine

Description : A patient returning from dinner party meets with road accident and has to be urgently operated upon under general anaesthesia. Which drug can be injected intramuscularly to hasten his gastric emptying: A. Methylpolysiloxane B. Promethazine C. Metoclopramide D. Apomorphine

Last Answer : C. Metoclopramide

Use of glycopyrrolate in preanaesthetic medication serves the following purposes except: A. Prevents respiratory secretions during anaesthesia B. Guards against reflex vagal bradycardia during surgery C. Produces amnesia for perioperative events D. Reduces the probability of occurrence of laryngospasm

Description : Use of glycopyrrolate in preanaesthetic medication serves the following purposes except: A. Prevents respiratory secretions during anaesthesia B. Guards against reflex vagal bradycardia during ... Produces amnesia for perioperative events D. Reduces the probability of occurrence of laryngospasm

Last Answer : C. Produces amnesia for perioperative events

Dissociative anaesthesia’ is produced by: A. Ketamine B. Fentanyl C. Propofol D. Both ‘A’ and ‘B’ are correct

Description : Dissociative anaesthesia’ is produced by: A. Ketamine B. Fentanyl C. Propofol D. Both ‘A’ and ‘B’ are correct

Last Answer : Ketamine is the preferred anaesthetic for the following except: A. Hypertensives B. Trauma cases who have bled significantly C. Burn dressing D. Short operations on asthmatics

nduction of anaesthesia with propofol is often attended by: A. Transient apnoea B. Sharp short lasting fall in blood pressure C. Pain in the injected vein D. All of the above

Description : nduction of anaesthesia with propofol is often attended by: A. Transient apnoea B. Sharp short lasting fall in blood pressure C. Pain in the injected vein D. All of the above

Last Answer : D. All of the above

The drug/drugs used mainly for induction of general anaesthesia is/are: A. Thiopentone sodium B. Fentanyl + droperidol C. Ketamine D. All of the above

Description : The drug/drugs used mainly for induction of general anaesthesia is/are: A. Thiopentone sodium B. Fentanyl + droperidol C. Ketamine D. All of the above

Last Answer : A. Thiopentone sodium

The following is true of sevoflurane except: A. It induces anaesthesia rapidly B. It is nonpungent C. It produces prolonged postanaesthetic psychomotor impairment D. It is less potent than halothane

Description : The following is true of sevoflurane except: A. It induces anaesthesia rapidly B. It is nonpungent C. It produces prolonged postanaesthetic psychomotor impairment D. It is less potent than halothane

Last Answer : C. It produces prolonged postanaesthetic psychomotor impairment

s a general anaesthetic, halothane has the following advantages except: A. Very good analgesic action B. Noninflammable and nonexplosive C. Reasonably rapid induction of anaesthesia D. Pleasant and nonirritating

Description : s a general anaesthetic, halothane has the following advantages except: A. Very good analgesic action B. Noninflammable and nonexplosive C. Reasonably rapid induction of anaesthesia D. Pleasant and nonirritating

Last Answer : A. Very good analgesic action

Ether is still used as a general anaesthetic in India, specially in peripheral hospitals because: A. It is nonexplosive B. It is pleasant smelling and nonirritating C. It induces anaesthesia rapidly D. It is cheap and can be administered without anaesthetic machine

Description : Ether is still used as a general anaesthetic in India, specially in peripheral hospitals because: A. It is nonexplosive B. It is pleasant smelling and nonirritating C. It induces anaesthesia rapidly D. It is cheap and can be administered without anaesthetic machine

Last Answer : A. It is nonexplosive

Which of the following is a sign of deep anaesthesia: A. Appearance of tears in eyes B. Resistance to passive inflation of lungs C. Fall in blood pressure D. Patient makes swallowing movements

Description : Which of the following is a sign of deep anaesthesia: A. Appearance of tears in eyes B. Resistance to passive inflation of lungs C. Fall in blood pressure D. Patient makes swallowing movements

Last Answer : C. Fall in blood pressure

No surgical operation should be performed during the following stage of anaesthesia: A. Stage I B. Stage II C. Stage III, plane 1 D. Stage III, plane 3

Description : No surgical operation should be performed during the following stage of anaesthesia: A. Stage I B. Stage II C. Stage III, plane 1 D. Stage III, plane 3

Last Answer : B. Stage II

Intravenous regional anaesthesia is suitable for: A. Orthopedic manipulations on the upper limb B. Vascular surgery on the lower limb C. Head and neck surgery D. Caesarian section

Description : Intravenous regional anaesthesia is suitable for: A. Orthopedic manipulations on the upper limb B. Vascular surgery on the lower limb C. Head and neck surgery D. Caesarian section

Last Answer : A. Orthopedic manipulations on the upper limb

Epidural anaesthesia differs from spinal anaesthesia in that: A. Epidural anaesthesia produces less cardiovascular complications B. Headache is more common after epidural anaesthesia C. Blood concentrations of the local anaesthetic are lower after epidural anaesthesia D. Greater separation between sensory and motor blockade can be obtained with epidural anaesthes

Description : Epidural anaesthesia differs from spinal anaesthesia in that: A. Epidural anaesthesia produces less cardiovascular complications B. Headache is more common after epidural anaesthesia C. Blood ... . Greater separation between sensory and motor blockade can be obtained with epidural anaesthes

Last Answer : D. Greater separation between sensory and motor blockade can be obtained with epidural anaesthesia

Spinal anaesthesia is not suitable for: A. Vaginal delivery B. Lower segment caesarian section C. Prostatectomy D. Operations on mentally ill patients

Description : Spinal anaesthesia is not suitable for: A. Vaginal delivery B. Lower segment caesarian section C. Prostatectomy D. Operations on mentally ill patients

Last Answer : D. Operations on mentally ill patient

The following factor is not involved in the causation of hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia: A. Histamine release B. Reduced sympathetic vasoconstrictor tone C. Decreased venous return from the lower limbs D. Bradycardia

Description : The following factor is not involved in the causation of hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia: A. Histamine release B. Reduced sympathetic vasoconstrictor tone C. Decreased venous return from the lower limbs D. Bradycardia

Last Answer : A. Histamine release

The duration of spinal anaesthesia depends on each of the following except: A. Which local anaesthetic is used B. Concentration of the local anaesthetic used C. Posture of the patient D. Whether adrenaline has been added to the local anaesthetic

Description : The duration of spinal anaesthesia depends on each of the following except: A. Which local anaesthetic is used B. Concentration of the local anaesthetic used C. Posture of the patient D. Whether adrenaline has been added to the local anaesthetic

Last Answer : C. Posture of the patient

In spinal anaesthesia the segmental level of: A. Sympathetic block is lower than the sensory block B. Sympathetic block is higher than the sensory block C. Motor block is higher than the sensory block D. Sympathetic, motor and sensory block has the same level

Description : In spinal anaesthesia the segmental level of: A. Sympathetic block is lower than the sensory block B. Sympathetic block is higher than the sensory block C. Motor block is higher than the sensory block D. Sympathetic, motor and sensory block has the same level

Last Answer : B. Sympathetic block is higher than the sensory block

The segmental level of spinal anaesthesia depends on: A. Volume of the local anaesthetic injected B. Specific gravity of the local anaesthetic solution C. Posture of the patient D. All of the above factors

Description : The segmental level of spinal anaesthesia depends on: A. Volume of the local anaesthetic injected B. Specific gravity of the local anaesthetic solution C. Posture of the patient D. All of the above factors

Last Answer : D. All of the above factors

n which of the following techniques the concentration of the local anaesthetic used is the lowest: A. Infiltration anaesthesia B. Nerve block anaesthesia C. Spinal anaesthesia D. Epidural anaesthesia

Description : n which of the following techniques the concentration of the local anaesthetic used is the lowest: A. Infiltration anaesthesia B. Nerve block anaesthesia C. Spinal anaesthesia D. Epidural anaesthesia

Last Answer : A. Infiltration anaesthesia

Surface anaesthesia is used for the following except: A. Ocular tonometry B. Urethral dilatation C. Tooth extraction D. Anal fissure

Description : Surface anaesthesia is used for the following except: A. Ocular tonometry B. Urethral dilatation C. Tooth extraction D. Anal fissure

Last Answer : C. Tooth extraction

Choose the local anaesthetic that is specifically used to produce corneal anaesthesia for tonometry: A. Tetracaine B. Oxethazaine C. Ropivacaine D. Benoxinate

Description : Choose the local anaesthetic that is specifically used to produce corneal anaesthesia for tonometry: A. Tetracaine B. Oxethazaine C. Ropivacaine D. Benoxinate

Last Answer : D. Benoxinate

Adrenaline added to local anaesthetic solution for infiltration anaesthesia affords the following except: A. Prolongs the duration of local anaesthesia B. Makes the injection less painful C. Provides a more bloodless field for surgery D. Reduces systemic toxicity of the local anaesthetic

Description : Adrenaline added to local anaesthetic solution for infiltration anaesthesia affords the following except: A. Prolongs the duration of local anaesthesia B. Makes the injection less painful C. Provides a more bloodless field for surgery D. Reduces systemic toxicity of the local anaesthetic

Last Answer : B. Makes the injection less painful

Injection of adrenaline along with a local anaesthetic serves the following purpose: A. Lowers the concentration of the local anaesthetic to produce nerve block B. Prolongs the duration of local anaesthesia C. Increases the anaesthetised area D. Reduces the local toxicity of the local anaesthetic

Description : Injection of adrenaline along with a local anaesthetic serves the following purpose: A. Lowers the concentration of the local anaesthetic to produce nerve block B. Prolongs the duration of local anaesthesia C. Increases the anaesthetised area D. Reduces the local toxicity of the local anaesthetic

Last Answer : B. Prolongs the duration of local anaesthesia

Indications of centrally acting muscle relaxants include all of the following except: A. Balanced anaesthesia B. Traumatic muscle spasms C. Torticollis D. Electroconvulsive therapy

Description : Indications of centrally acting muscle relaxants include all of the following except: A. Balanced anaesthesia B. Traumatic muscle spasms C. Torticollis D. Electroconvulsive therapy

Last Answer : A. Balanced anaesthesia

Depolarizing neuromuscular blockers differ from competitive blockers in the following attributes except: A. They induce contraction of isolated frog rectus abdominis muscle B. Ether anaesthesia intensifies block produced by them C. Tetanic nerve stimulation during partial depolarizing block produces well sustained contraction D. Neostigmine does not reverse block produced by them

Description : Depolarizing neuromuscular blockers differ from competitive blockers in the following attributes except: A. They induce contraction of isolated frog rectus abdominis muscle B. Ether anaesthesia ... produces well sustained contraction D. Neostigmine does not reverse block produced by them

Last Answer : B. Ether anaesthesia intensifies block produced by them

Adrenaline injected with a local anaesthetic: A. Reduces local toxicity of the local anaesthetic B. Reduces systemic toxicity of the local anaesthetic C. Shortens duration of local anaesthesia D. Makes the injection less painful

Description : Adrenaline injected with a local anaesthetic: A. Reduces local toxicity of the local anaesthetic B. Reduces systemic toxicity of the local anaesthetic C. Shortens duration of local anaesthesia D. Makes the injection less painful

Last Answer : B. Reduces systemic toxicity of the local anaesthetic

Vasoconstrictors should not be used in: A. Neurogenic shock B. Haemorrhagic shock C. Secondary shock D. Hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia

Description : Vasoconstrictors should not be used in: A. Neurogenic shock B. Haemorrhagic shock C. Secondary shock D. Hypotension due to spinal anaesthesia

Last Answer : C. Secondary shock

5 A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination of its action: A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Description : 5 A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination ... : A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Last Answer : D. Redistribution

A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination of its action: A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Description : A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination of ... : A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Last Answer : D. Redistribution

A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination of its action: A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Description : A nonvolatile, highly lipid soluble drug is metabolized at a rate of 15% per hour. On intravenous injection it produces general anaesthesia for 10 min. Which process is responsible for termination of ... : A. Metabolism in liver B. Plasma protein binding C. Excretion by kidney D. Redistribution

Last Answer : D. Redistribution

Piped Natural Gas (PNG) is used for (1) Mining (2) Welding (3) Anaesthesia (4) Cooking

Description : Piped Natural Gas (PNG) is used for (1) Mining (2) Welding (3) Anaesthesia (4) Cooking

Last Answer : Cooking

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Description : How do professionals learn to keep secrets?

Last Answer : It’s called integrity!

How, besides browsing internet listings or seeking the help of paid professionals, can you find properties for rent?

Description : How, besides browsing internet listings or seeking the help of paid professionals, can you find properties for rent?

Last Answer : Contact your local real estate agents. They usually have listings of rental properties.

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Description : Do professionals keep in contact with their professors?

Last Answer : No. Not unless they are willing to pay them.

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Description : Why be self deprecating when there are Internet forums available where you can let true professionals do it?

Last Answer : Whose ass do I have to kick, @ETpro ?

Medical Professionals of : What Is Your Funniest Morphine/Anaesthesia Story?

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