What’s your “GOT TO SHIT NOW!” story?

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answer:army basic training. chow hall served up something off. In formation waiting for hours. about to shit. grab battle buddy to go to latrine. drill sergeant says "are you sure you need to go private?!". (nod yes aggressively) "yes drill sergeant". Barely make it to the latrine. DOOR IS LOCKED. Other latrine is on the opposite side of the drill hall. Can't run. Only allowed to "range walk". Fuck it. Run. Make it in the nick of time. Liquid diarrhea. Battle buddy asks "what did you eat?!?!". "same thing as you buddy..." Many people pissed themselves out of fear of asking drill sergeants to go piss. I'm just glad I wasn't the one person that shat themselves.

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