Is it really possible to fall into a barrel of shit and come up smelling like a rose?

Is it really possible to fall into a barrel of shit and come up smelling like a rose?
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I fell into a truck load of elephant doo when I volunteered at the zoo, and trust me, it did not smell like roses.
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