answer:Hahaha, it sounds like you;re about where I am in life right now – as in “my sibling has decided I might be grown up”. It really depends on what kind of plant it is. I’d put it as close to the window as possible. I’m not sure which kind of light bulb would be best. But Natural light, keeping an eye on the water, and, yes, even talking to it once and a while all help. IF you know what kind of plant it is, I might be able to give you more help. Have fun!