What is the funniest or longest argument you have ever had?

What is the funniest or longest argument you have ever had?
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answer:They are always long. And, I never EVER argue. I debate. As far as what? Just finished “debating” to a “friend” how much of a whore she is and that is why she can never get a man. To keep. That one was very funny. From my point of view.
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