Boring question #72: Which ancient weapon would you want to use? see details?

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answer:Muddy bog; a crossbow. It’s the least heaviest thing, so I peg shit off quickly and get the hell outta there. Sandy dunes; well again the crossbow makes sense. But I’d rather have the poleaxe, because it being pretty heavy, I could use that to my advantage as I surf down hills, and use its weight to make me go faster, and therefore skillfully bury it in the head of my foes on impact. Exploiting gravity! Fishers and arroyos…I don’t know what the hell that is, but going from the description…again, the crossbow. I don’t want to move too much if the footing is all jagged, and if it’s tight spaced, easier for me to peg someone off. The mace would be good, if I suck with the crossbow. High desert; go mental with the morning star. Been dying to use that sucker for one of those scenarios. Forest; the sword, so I could also use it to chop up unwanted obstacles. Urban setting; a fuckin’ chainsaw. :) Cool question. Ziss some kinda psychology test?

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