You know Moms has been accused of liking young men and I’m guilty. ~Moms Mabley Any time you see me with my arms around an old man, I’m holding him for the police. ~Moms Mabley My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. ~Moms Mabley Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. ~Moms Mabley Ain’t nothin’ an ol’ man can do but bring me a message from a young one. ~