if a cannibal invites me to dinner, what will we eat?

my meat or his / her? (tuxedo)
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Apologize for your vegetarianism and prove your severe diabetes and diet. : x PS. 9 out of ten gourmets surveyed in Polynesia said that such infested meat (see above) is only suitable for safe shark hunting - they immediately commit suicide voluntarily
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