How do you feel after a refreshing shower when toweling off and you let out a nasty fart into your favorite, soft, beige, super fluffy towel?

How do you feel after a refreshing shower when toweling off and you let out a nasty fart into your favorite, soft, beige, super fluffy towel?
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I'd feel like I need another shower. About as painful as having to shit right after your shower. It's like, "COME ON, REALLY????"
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