What is the most pathetic "non sequitor" you have heard lately?

What is the most pathetic "non sequitor" you have heard lately?
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answer:Couple of weeks ago. it was reported that the price of gas will be going up big time this summer. Last week it was announced we will be drilling and doing oil exploration off our east coast. If I was in business, and you were dependent on my product. I find out you are going in a direction to cut back on buying my product. But it will take time. I will take that opportunity to jack up the price to adjust for my future loss.
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