"You caught me off guard," is something said not too often. When have you recently said it and what were the circumstances?

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When a friend of mine teased me for how easy it was for her to steal my bag and run off with it. “Well, you caught me off guard!” was my excuse. Really, my reflexes are just shit no matter what.

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