Have you ever laughed at words that come out of your own mouth when speaking to children or pets?

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To my dog. Stop licking your vomit. Followed by, didn’t I tell you to stop liking your vomit? As if he was going to turn his head and nod yes. When my daughter was 3 she had to take a pill that was really bitter. I had a habit of putting out my hand when she had to spit out her gum and didn’t know where to put it. It was just typical for her to grab my hand and spit out things she didn’t like. I would tell her thank you. I gave her the pill and thought she was going to spit out the pill. To my surprise it made her vomit. Further to my surprise I stood there as she vomited all over my hand and actually put my other hand out to catch the vomit and then followed it with a sarcastic thank you. Although it was discusting, I didn’t want to make her more upset than the vomitting already made her. My mom was there and could barely stop laughing. After that I was very cautious to put my hand out without thinking.

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