Description : A watchmaker was telephoned urgently to make a house call to replace the broken hands on a clock. He was sik so he sent his apprentice.The apprentice was thorough. When he finished inspecting the clock ... had to agree.Early the nect morning, the client telephoned to say the clock has ap -Riddles
Last Answer : As the problem says the apprentice mixed up the hands so that the minute hand was short and the hour hand was long. The first time the apprentice returned to the client was about 2 hours and 10 ... hand made 13 full circles and 5 minutes, reaching 7, So the clock showed the correct time again.
Description : How do you respond to people here? when i leave a comment for someone,i can't see it, even though i removed the check mark from the privacy box thus allowing everyone to see it?
Last Answer : I know there's a way to reply to a specific comment (and that reply shows up in your Comments section in your profile) but I haven't found out how to do that yet. I just gave you a test comment ... . Do you have problems with the rest of the site? If so it might be a Javascript or browser issue.
Description : Rob Ford and Chris Christy in a popularity contest?
Last Answer : answer:Has Chris Christy been convicted of something? Charged? I don’t understand the association with Rob Ford. Christy is obviously famous; Rob Ford infamous?
Description : What is Christy ?
Last Answer : The protrusion of the inner layer of mitochondria, which is caused by folding, is called Christie's.
Description : When leaving a job under good circumstances, even though you didn't want to leave, would you do tiny acts of defiance anyway?
Last Answer : Never. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t like the job or the people and I certainly wouldn’t do it if I wanted to work there again!
Description : Can I claim foreign tax credit carryovers for past years even though I didn't file taxes during those years?
Last Answer : You’d be better off with an accountant for this question.
Description : Special/temporary permit may be issued by the Board to the following persons except: a. A foreign CPA engaged as a professor or lecturer in the fields essential to accountancy education in ... of accountancy and his/her service is essential for the advancement of accountancy in the Philippines
Last Answer : A foreign CPA who can prove that the country of which he or she is a citizen admits citizens of the Philippines to the practice of the same profession without restriction
Description : Care to comment on Steven Hawking's latest assertion that the rise of artificial intelligence will mean extinction for the human race?
Last Answer : answer:Hawking could have gone a bit farther with his concern: The rise of human intelligence will mean extinction for the human race. That is, as our intelligence improves (in any of the various ... Our weapons systems continue to improve, but our diplomatic skills are stuck in the Dark Ages.
Description : Do you agree with this council member and his lawyer that the act of grabbing this woman was just a "joke," and people are make a big to-do about nothing?
Last Answer : it's assault, plain and simple. People who call it ridiculous political correctness have no concept of the level of discomfort (read: a certain amount of pain) that these actions cause. Bruising and ... that do this kind of thing would never dream of doing the same thing to dogs or children.
Description : Do you agree with the comment in this link that the date-rape detecting fingernail polish is a form of "tacit victim blaming"?
Last Answer : answer:It is a technology. Nothing more.
Description : Do you agree with this comment by Jim Cramer of Mad Money?
Last Answer : No, that’s Wal Mart.
Description : Please advise, it has happened to me several times that the oven starts beeping and throws an error message that it is overheated, even if it was last used, for example, about 6 hours ago. I always ... problem might be? The oven is Fagor brand about 6 years old. Thank you in advance for your reply.
Last Answer : Need Answer
Description : Why, oh why is it that if a man stops to assist a woman in someway, even if she didn't ask for help and didn't need help, they always expect a sexual favor in return?
Last Answer : To assume that all men are like that is sexist.
Description : so my best friend thinks I stood her up for someone else, but the thing is that I didn't even know that we were supposed to meet because she didn't call me when I told her to so now shes not talking to me... Any ideas of what I should do???
Last Answer : let it chill then sends a text message saying you are sorry and had misunderstood
Description : I am a word of three syllables, each of which is a word; my first is an article in common use; my second, an animal of uncommon intelligence; my third, though not an animal, is used in carrying burdens. My whole is a useful art. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Pen-man-ship.
Description : Do you agree that, though not quite put up, love can be a undercurrent theme of "Death Note"?
Last Answer : I have absolutely no idea what this means. I do not know what love being “put up” means. Is “Death Note” a movie? A book? Could you please give more details?
Description : "We all love to instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing." Agree or disagree?
Last Answer : I have to say I disagree, because I feel I have been “taught” a great deal from ask-public users. Answers here have given me some new perspectives and insights. I learn every time I’m here. Cheesy but true.
Description : If my father is from Mexico, am I considered Hispanic for the census? if my daughter is then 1/4 Mexican, is she considered Hispanic for the census?
Last Answer : I would think you should mark whatever the majority of the blood in your veins says you are.
Description : Have you seen Bette Grande's (R-North Dakota) anti-EPA campaign ad? Is it a Halloween joke or is she serious and nuts?
Last Answer : I have watched it & I have absolutely no idea where her mind is on this subject. I know that almost all of the Republicans are against the EPA because they say that EPA Regulations are ... Republicans have no concept of the damage that carbon is doing to our environment & increasing Global Warming.
Description : Who was Vera? What joke did she play? What was its outcome? -English
Last Answer : Vera was the niece of Mrs. Sappleton. She was a young girl of fifteen. She was fun loving and mischievous. She knew how to oust a stranger from the house. She played a joke on him (Framton) ... see them coming towards the window. Taking them for ghosts, he rushed out of the gate in great hurry.
Description : Are you disrespectful if you didn't agree to someone's opinion?
Last Answer : It’s less respectful to pretend you agree with someone when you don’t. Disagreeing can be disrespectfully done, it’s not disrespectful in itself.
Description : Have you ever farmed a sub for points with a point of view you didnt agree with? If so, what sub and how effective was it?
Last Answer : lol, farm points for what?
Description : Why didn't Jonathan Swift agree with his contemporaries' assumption that the English were better than people elsewhere in the world?
Last Answer : According to the study, why didn't Jonathan Swift agree with his contemporaries' assumption that the English were better than people elsewhere in the world?
Description : I tried hard to reach my goal but didn't achieve it though I had practiced a lot i feel depressed now what should I do?
Last Answer : If everything that we seek to achieve in life always work out the way that we want it, then there's a likelihood that we shouldn't be suffering again in this world. This is the situation that we are ... to achieve this success and follow suit. This is one of the ways that you can improve as well.
Description : Miles Davis, the jazz player, ________ supremely expressive, didn't have the range or technique to play convincingly in the bebop style. (1) moreover (2) though (3) nevertheless (4) on the one hand
Last Answer : (2) though
Description : If your significant other made a comment like, "She/he looks hot" while the two of you are in a public setting just relaxing & people watching, how would it affect you?
Last Answer : answer:Actually, when Chad Ochocinco made his appearance with an open-to-the-waist jacket on Dancing with the Stars the other night, I was audibly drooling. (He has amazing abs.) And I tried to point out a ... lot the other morning, but he missed them. Al though he did crank his head to try and see.
Description : Even if among friends, how does joking about anything gay affect those directly or indirectly involved in the joke?
Last Answer : It really depends on the intent behind the joke - mean spirited or bigoted comments are usually very recognizable. Otherwise, I'm just a guilty as the next person for joking about stereotypes. It's definitely ... continue in the same vein, then that's not someone that I'm going to hang out with.
Description : Have you ever had people comment / complain about how much you eat or even DON'T eat?
Last Answer : No. I don’t do it to others, either. It’s rude and nosy.
Description : Does this comment even make any sense?
Last Answer : answer:There are lots of ways a kidney can be momentarily crushed. Not all of them lead to bruising or being torn. Probably a better word would have been “compressed”. “Crushed” carries a connotation of permanent compression.
Description : Could someone possibly help me or tell me if it is even possible to find a response to a comment of mine on a specific subject in the body of a thread?
Last Answer : I’m not having any luck finding the response in question. Do you remember which jelly posted the answer? If so, you can put ”@username” into the search bar along with any keywords in the response you can remember. For example, ”@lillycoyote Victrola” gets you this result.
Description : Hypothetical Question... If your comment gets removed, but you've received a number of great answer tags before removal, should you get to keep the great answer scores even thought the comment got pulled?
Last Answer : You do keep lurve points received from removed quips or censored questions. Your lurve number won’t go down if something you say is moderated.
Description : When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Last Answer : I can’t remember, but I feel fairly certain that it was over nothing tragic.
Description : When was the last time you laughed so hard that you ended up crying?
Last Answer : Heck, I can’t even remember the last time I laughed out loud. But, then again, I am kinda reserved so vocalized laughter is not something I do often.
Description : What have you laughed at or found amusing, but cannot explain why you found it funny?
Last Answer : I don't know why we find someone else's pain amusing, but I do for some reason. My future in law was telling the story of his friend that was fishing on Lake Ontario. He was hauling in the down riggers ... another guy gets a shot to the groin. I guess because it's not me. But that is kind of sick.
Description : Live, laugh and PARTY! Who just laughed their way into the mansion?
Last Answer : I’ll bring the beer to the party!
Description : Have you ever laughed when a friend or loved one fell down, just to find out they were seriously hurt?
Last Answer : When I was in high school a friend of mine and I went on a long bike ride on a dirt path through fields and up a steep hill and then across town. We returned on the same route home. ... bad about laughing. However the accident happened about 44 years ago and I still laugh whenever I think about it.
Description : Have you ever laughed at words that come out of your own mouth when speaking to children or pets?
Last Answer : To my dog. Stop licking your vomit. Followed by, didn't I tell you to stop liking your vomit? As if he was going to turn his head and nod yes. When my daughter was 3 she had to take ... mom was there and could barely stop laughing. After that I was very cautious to put my hand out without thinking.
Description : When was the last time you laughed like a baby?
Last Answer : My favorite Something stupid last week with my friends.
Description : Can you recommend a recent fictional book you laughed out loud with while reading?
Last Answer : Everything Matters!! by Ron Currie Jr. It’s a laugh, cry, cringe, & squeal kind of book.
Description : When was the last time you laughed at yourself and why?
Last Answer : I bumped into a wall last night because who needs light to navigate?....ow ;)
Description : Have you ever laughed when it was perhaps considered inappropriate to do so & if you have, what were the circumstances behind it?
Last Answer : I once laughed my way through a production of Hamlet, which of course, is not meant to be the least bit funny except for maybe the gravedigger scene. The other audience members around me were very uncomfortable ... the tragedy did such a poor job of it that I had to laugh. It was simply silly.
Description : Can you remember the time in your life that you laughed the absolute hardest?
Last Answer : answer:My daughter and I laugh non-stop when we are together, our humor blends perfectly ( I wonder why? lol ) We crack each other up with our inflections and word play, have certain secret' gestures ... enough to jump in and adds a great complementary energy. I love my girl, she's so funny!
Description : Have you ever laughed so hard that you threw up?
Last Answer : No, but I’ve farted, and had something come out my nose…...luckily not at the same time!
Description : Did you ever have the pleasure of proving a group of people wrong who laughed at you for saying something they thought was incorrect?
Last Answer : I has been working lasar radar on a divided four-lane highway. this road was under construction and the speed limit had been reduced to 45 mph. early one Sunday morning, i clocked a Trans Am speeding ... bulletin board for everyone to see and to RUB IT IN THEIR FACE! they are not laughing anymore.
Description : Have you ever laughed so hard that it was difficult to stop?
Last Answer : The zombie midget part in Return of the Living dead. I just saw that part again, and it never fails to lighten me up
Description : Have you ever laughed until cried?
Last Answer : haha yes! Sometimes I laugh so hard it is actually painful LOL it is so funny and then I cant stop!
Description : When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried and why?
Last Answer : My partner and I were making fun of people that say this cracked my shit up while waiting for my cousin to join us for dinner. He finally showed up and told us about his day, during which ... is my cousin was under the impression that we were laughing because of his story - which was very boring.
Description : Minimum salary to buy a house and not get laughed at by the bank?
Last Answer : they might laugh if you just make minimum wage, who cares if they laugh at you anyway? They work at a bank, they are not millionaires.
Description : When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably, and what caused it?
Last Answer : It was something unbelievably stupid. Probably hot pockets memes
Description : When was the hardest you have ever laughed?
Last Answer : At Death Grips lyrics