And why are we not? I too am annoyed by the rather too pronounced sound of mastication, tongue slapping, pressing food against itself and the mouth’s roof to slide sideways towards teeth awaiting it’s turn to grind and break, the wet sticky motions repeating until substance swallowed. When I was but a child, elder folks would whisper strongly in my ear, “Eat but don’t do as pigs do eat.” Would that be the answer then, a forgotten but mind embedded chastisement from the past?