Urinal etiquette and other horror stories?

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answer:I dislike attending a concert and during intermission everyone beats me to the ladies room so I’m one of the last of what seems like hundreds to walk into an overused stall. Inevitably some fastidious woman, thinking to protect herself, has hovered a couple of feet over the seat and peed all over it. Golden showers on toilet seat ugh. Are we supposed to sit on it or take our chances of getting our undies wet as we hover as well? I bring a small bottle of alcohol and spray it on the seat, wad up a lot of toilet paper and wash it and then dry it. Finally I can sit like a normal person and try to pee. Then of course there’s a long line to the sinks, but you see a few slip out without washing up and they think nobody notices. So you wash your hands, and hope they don’t have those dryers – you take an extra paper towel to open the door because god knows how much e-coli is collecting on the handle from all those who thought they snuck through unnoticed. But where to put it. Some places are starting to get the message and they leave a waste basket outside the door. Other leave you holding the bag. I hate public restrooms. The best of the best are disgusting during an intermission. It’s like having to take a whiz in a subway terminal bathroom. Yikes.

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