What are some of your silly animal stories?

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answer:When I was a child living in Panama, there was a man at the local park who had a monkey that did tricks. Where we lived, all the houses had bars on the windows to keep out thieves. One day the family came home and we had been burgled, but the police could not find how the thieves had gotten in the house, as it was completely locked. My mother’s jewelry box had been stolen, which had some unusual and distinct pieces. The police caught the thief when he tried to pawn the jewelry. Turned out to be the man with the monkey. He had taught the monkey to go through the bars on the windows and steal boxes on dressers. He had committed a string of mystery burglaries.

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