What does Joke mean ?

Last Answer : Any "I hate my spouse" joke. I love my husband and he loves me. If we hated each other so much we'd divorce. Fuck off with that shit.

What’s your favorite South Park joke?

Description : What’s your favorite South Park joke?

Last Answer : The wheel of fortune joke. Where he just drops the hard r.

What’s a time you went a little too far with a joke/prank and genuinely had to apologize?

Description : What’s a time you went a little too far with a joke/prank and genuinely had to apologize?

Last Answer : When I was 5 or 6, we had a in-house helper. She was like family to us, and to this day we still keep in contact with her. Anyways, she had a mosquito net (it's like a blanket) that she couldn ... I hid her mosquito net and told her we threw it. She cried hahaha I felt so bad so I apologized to her

Has anyone gone from "UFOs are a joke" to "of course they're real!" and why?

Description : Has anyone gone from "UFOs are a joke" to "of course they're real!" and why?

Last Answer : I have always been ambivalent. There are enough sightings, videos, physical trace cases, radar contacts, etc, to suggest that there is something there. But none of the evidence gets anywhere ... , if you are convinced that UFOs are definitely not alien spacecraft, you are equally irrational.

Ever hear of a joke product like this in a spray can?

Description : Ever hear of a joke product like this in a spray can?

Last Answer : Spencer Gifts (are they even in business any more?) use to have dumb stuff like this. And you used to find ads for this stuff on the last couple of pages of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics. Seems like all that garbage was “made in Japan”

Can you please explain President Biden's joke today?

Description : Can you please explain President Biden's joke today?

Last Answer : Are you talking about this, where Biden jokes about running over a reporter who asked if they could ask a question about Israel? Not enough details to know what you’re referring to.

What is a joke you find hilarious, but most people don’t?

Description : What is a joke you find hilarious, but most people don’t?

Last Answer : Most Dad jokes.

Is calling us "Jellies" a joke?

Description : Is calling us "Jellies" a joke?

Last Answer : I think it’s safe to say this site has seen its share of brainless questions and answers. I think it’s also safe to say we have a lot of heart.

Do you think this ad for a memory foam matress is some sort of bad joke?

Description : Do you think this ad for a memory foam matress is some sort of bad joke?

Last Answer : It has to be a bad joke, I wouldn’t let a dog sleep on that thing. And $50, good luck with that.

Be honest: Am I an idiot for not understanding this joke?

Description : Be honest: Am I an idiot for not understanding this joke?

Last Answer : The whole sentence seems like nonsense. Certainly not funny. However I didn’t necessarily read rape into it. Maybe it’s because he said “for her.” But I wasn’t there to hear the inflection.

Do you agree with this council member and his lawyer that the act of grabbing this woman was just a "joke," and people are make a big to-do about nothing?

Description : Do you agree with this council member and his lawyer that the act of grabbing this woman was just a "joke," and people are make a big to-do about nothing?

Last Answer : it's assault, plain and simple. People who call it ridiculous political correctness have no concept of the level of discomfort (read: a certain amount of pain) that these actions cause. Bruising and ... that do this kind of thing would never dream of doing the same thing to dogs or children.

What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Description : What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Last Answer : Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? – they say he made a mint.

Can you tell me a joke, an amusing story, or something silly that you experienced to get the good vibes for the weekend started?

Description : Can you tell me a joke, an amusing story, or something silly that you experienced to get the good vibes for the weekend started?

Last Answer : Watching my littlest grandkids yesterday was a piece of cake I hardly knew they were even there.

Do you think someone made this penis-nose deliberately, as a joke?

Description : Do you think someone made this penis-nose deliberately, as a joke?

Last Answer : I think it is the power of suggestion, I guess it kinda looks like a penis but not anything I would have picked up on right off the bat, no. I like the green eyes too, just leave it alone and see if anyone else sees the penis nose. haha

Okay, is this a joke US jellies?

Description : Okay, is this a joke US jellies?

Last Answer : I’m not a Yoo ess ayan, no really, but this upcoming election is the best joke ever, very entertaining

Any good counters to this "joke"?

Description : Any good counters to this "joke"?

Last Answer : Yes. Unfriend .

How does it make you feel when some one gets the joke, but doesn't get the joke?

Description : How does it make you feel when some one gets the joke, but doesn't get the joke?

Last Answer : answer:I gave up, a long time ago, trying to read peoples' minds. I have a hard enough time keeping my own mind straight. So to address your question (and to paraphrase Rhett Butler) - Frankly, I ... really my problem. I don't waste time thinking about how bollixed up someone else's mind might be.

(Ladies) how would this joke go over?

Description : (Ladies) how would this joke go over?

Last Answer : Dick move

Can you complete the following beginning to a joke?

Description : Can you complete the following beginning to a joke?

Last Answer : The boxer said “you guys are so mean – you’re treating me like a dog!”

As the Trump trainwreck rumbles on apace, we now find the Donald LEADING in the polls. Isn't it sort of creepy that so many of us don't get the joke?

Description : As the Trump trainwreck rumbles on apace, we now find the Donald LEADING in the polls. Isn't it sort of creepy that so many of us don't get the joke?

Last Answer : It’s as though he’s out to DELIBERATELY illustrate the absurdities which render his party the laughing stock it has become. Is it possible?

I have two cats. Both fixed females. Both indoor cats. Should I find a male cat to give them some action? This is not a joke.

Description : I have two cats. Both fixed females. Both indoor cats. Should I find a male cat to give them some action? This is not a joke.

Last Answer : ~ I’m waiting for my bailout. ~

This is not a joke: I think my cat is a alcoholic. Details inside.

Description : This is not a joke: I think my cat is a alcoholic. Details inside.

Last Answer : Agressive behaviour? Don’t encourage that…

Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?

Description : Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?

Last Answer : answer:I do. I was at camp, probably 11–12, and one of my bunkmates was the source. We were hystericak with glee, thinking we had discovered a new secret art form. “How far is The Red Tip Inn?”

Does this "joke" make you laugh, or make you feel sad (see link)?

Description : Does this "joke" make you laugh, or make you feel sad (see link)?

Last Answer : answer:I don’t find it at all funny. I’ve seen first hand how that very situation can harm a child. And maybe say to the guy who posted it, “do you think it’s okay to say to your kid? Or to you? Stupid fuck with his stupid Facebook joke.”

Does this "joke" bother you?

Description : Does this "joke" bother you?

Last Answer : answer:No it doesn’t bother me. On the other hand it isn’t very funny, either. I didn’t even smile. How is that an actual photograph of a real event? Isn’t she an actress and this shot is from a movie?

Can you decode this mathematical joke?

Description : Can you decode this mathematical joke?

Last Answer : That’s just a double derivative. I don’t find anything particularly hilarious about that.

Do you have a joke you'd like to share?

Description : Do you have a joke you'd like to share?

Last Answer : answer:A: Why am I so sad? B: Because you can’t be happy! A: What is your wifi password? B: Type from zero to nine. ... A: Are you fucking trolling me? I have been typing 0123456789 until my fingers broke but why can’t I still access the wifi? B: You fool! It’s “fromzerotonine”!

What do you do when you don't get a joke?

Description : What do you do when you don't get a joke?

Last Answer : I’m quick to say I don’t get it. I don’t get this particular joke, either.

What is the shortest joke you know?

Description : What is the shortest joke you know?

Last Answer : answer:“Is it in?” Oh, not that sort of “short” joke?

A joke or any scene in a movie/tv show that pretty much guarantees a laugh from you?

Description : A joke or any scene in a movie/tv show that pretty much guarantees a laugh from you?

Last Answer : The “You Should Have Bought a Squirrel” scene from Rat Race.

What's you funniest/best clean joke?

Description : What's you funniest/best clean joke?

Last Answer : answer:Repeating myself: Déscartes walks into a McDonald’s amd places an order. The waitperson says, “Do you want fries with that burger?” Descartes replies, “I think not,” and promptly disappears.

Is the Youtube pronouncement an April fool's joke?

Description : Is the Youtube pronouncement an April fool's joke?

Last Answer : answer:If it sounds too good to be true, it almost certainly is. The facts that it closes with a April 1 calendar page and was uploaded by “Rusty Blazenhoff” might be subtle clues to the spirit of this “stunning announcement.”

Joan Rivers Holocaust Joke: All in good fun or crossing the line?

Description : Joan Rivers Holocaust Joke: All in good fun or crossing the line?

Last Answer : Geez, it’s not anti semitic, who is upset? Germans?

Can you please finish my joke?

Description : Can you please finish my joke?

Last Answer : answer:Answer : When you walk into a bar for the first time and the bartender calls you by your first name. What did Captain America said to the Hulk when he caught him giving Ironman a massage-?

Is aging a cruel joke or what?

Description : Is aging a cruel joke or what?

Last Answer : I’m healthy and I have much more knowledge and self-confidence than I had last time I was single so I’m not complaining.

At what point in history was making a rape joke etc., the most hateful, unthinkable?

Description : At what point in history was making a rape joke etc., the most hateful, unthinkable?

Last Answer : Most things are a lot less funny when there's a war going on but that's just an example. There is no limit to the amount of factors that can influence this and there have been more factors at play ... want to get close to an answer you have to take in as much information about history as you can.

How do you feel about the Daniel Tosh rape joke controversy?

Description : How do you feel about the Daniel Tosh rape joke controversy?

Last Answer : I’m not even sure what the joke was, ut rape jokes aren’t really funny, that being said he’s paid to push boundries wih comedy. He failed.

Is this a funny joke?

Description : Is this a funny joke?

Last Answer : It’s an old school joke, being doing the rounds for years. Amusing rather than funny, I like to call it smile humour as opposed to laughing like a drunken hyena humour.

Anyone ever hear a good back pedaling joke? "I haven't seen back pedaling like that since..."?

Description : Anyone ever hear a good back pedaling joke? "I haven't seen back pedaling like that since..."?

Last Answer : “We call that back-pedaling where I come from.” “Quick, jump! There’s the line, behind you!” “Lots of people tread the linw on their toes with their arms windmilling. You backed up, got a running start, and just glanced at it as you sailed over the top. Well done.”

Nerds, geeks, word nuts, and plant lovers: What's your best flower joke?

Description : Nerds, geeks, word nuts, and plant lovers: What's your best flower joke?

Last Answer : A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and ... So-so,'' she answers, The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.''

What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?

Description : What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?

Last Answer : Not funny to me. Anything about killing something probably I won’t find funny. There might be some exceptions, but I am not thinking of any right now.

Are non profits a joke?

Description : Are non profits a joke?

Last Answer : answer:There are actually quite a few hoops to jump through to become a nonprofit, and it can take quite some time to get approval. What you are describing does not sound like a nonprofit, it ... way to get income is to create a position for yourself within the nonprofit and pay yourself a salary.

What is the corniest 'yo mama' joke you've EVER heard?

Description : What is the corniest 'yo mama' joke you've EVER heard?

Last Answer : http://i45.tinypic.com/sgijk4.jpg

Have you seen Bette Grande's (R-North Dakota) anti-EPA campaign ad? Is it a Halloween joke or is she serious and nuts?

Description : Have you seen Bette Grande's (R-North Dakota) anti-EPA campaign ad? Is it a Halloween joke or is she serious and nuts?

Last Answer : I have watched it & I have absolutely no idea where her mind is on this subject. I know that almost all of the Republicans are against the EPA because they say that EPA Regulations are ... Republicans have no concept of the damage that carbon is doing to our environment & increasing Global Warming.

Was this joke rude or funny (details)?

Description : Was this joke rude or funny (details)?

Last Answer : Bad. It’s such a visceral subject for so many, that IMO it’s tasteless, especially when done so publicly.

Heard the Latest Neutrino Joke?

Description : Heard the Latest Neutrino Joke?

Last Answer : I already read that on the Internet two days from now. :-)

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