Rub my thingamajig and have the jizz spray out the window and land on top of a woman's hair, she didn't realize it, she bent over and it went down her chest, down her pants and landed in her puss, she thought it was bird shit, disgusted she went home to clean herself up but by that time it was too late, 9 months later I got a legal notice asking for child support, I fucked up by giving my DNA to this ancestrykit company and they managed to match the child's DNA with mines :(