What are the most ignorant jokes you have gotten through out your life?

What are the most ignorant jokes you have gotten through out your life?
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answer:Oh that’s easy. I get this on Soadhead.com all the time form rabid right-wingers offended by my policy ideas. They appear to believe this is a profound rebuttal of a lengthy statement of facts. “Your stupid.” The thing that’s funny about that is they don’t even know what’s funny about it.
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