Would you rather go to a funeral or a wedding? At least you know the funeral is going to last.

Would you rather go to a funeral or a wedding? At least you know the funeral is going to last.
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Over the years I have been to a quite of few of both. I’ve never seen anyone smoosh cake into the face of the guest of honor at a funeral. Could that be why they last?
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