answer:I would think of you as an addict….it has always amazed me how people who are so useless without coffee can even get motivated to go into Starbucks…. However, if you were a regular customer, I might just assume that you had had a long night out partying or studying, or arguing. Hopefully it was a great night cause it’s mornin’, darlin…. so is this really hypothetical? I hate, hate, hate getting up early and have never gotten motivated enough to drag myself in for coffee. I sleep till the last possible second. Which is why I think it takes a true (Starbucks) addict to drag themselves in.